Friday, March 24, 2017

How to Fix Political Discourse, in One Paragraph

Remember that your reactions to a thing are utterly unsuited to serve as an arbiter of what is absolute truth.  That which inspires in you strong emotions of sympathy or righteousness may not be right.  That which fills you with fear, disgust, or confusion may not be wrong.  Any cause that inspires a particular feeling in you it certain to inspire the precise opposite in great numbers of people.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Rethinking an Aspect of the Hive

In my original articulation of my weird cultural theory, I reached a conclusion which I am now reconsidering.  Now, I'm sure that anyone who happens to read this blog on the reg is hoping that what I'm reconsidering is the general thrust of my weird cultural theory, but that would require meaningful counter-evidence against it, which nobody seems able to provide.

What I am reconsidering is the extent of signaling, the independence of the distractions, and the role of popular culture (see points 1.1 and 3).  More specifically, I'm no longer convinced that popular culture serves solely as a distraction.  I think it's highly likely that popular culture can serve both as a distraction and as a signal.  I am working on a paradigm for this.  My original thought was that popular culture can be split into categories of signal-culture and distraction-culture.  Upon further consideration, I suspect that these exist as a continuum rather than distinct categories.

My working theory for the continuum is as follows:  popular culture has two possible functions: to send signals on the behalf of the economy, and to distract people from the true nature of civilization.  These functions exist on a continuum, with the most acceptably mainstream elements of popular culture being those which serve more effectively as the economy's behavioral signals.  Especially vapid popular culture may at times serve very little distracting purpose, and portray civilization largely as it is, because the people among whom it is popular do not need to be distracted; they are either suited better as drones for the economy than as autonomous people, or they just don't do enough thinking to be in danger of being woke.

I also have a working theory for why I missed popular culture's signaling function the first time around, and it's a pretty simple one:  I'm a weirdo.  I conscientiously avoid the most accepted forms of popular culture, and I'm also largely immune to the economy's signals.  Also, nobody needs a distraction from life more than the person who actually knows the true nature of life.  Being weird is, in general, immensely useful for observing the way the world works.  To understand the unthinking assumptions of others, those assumptions more or less need to be foreign enough to require thinking about them.  To observe assumptions common to all of human civilization, one needs to be, essentially, a foreigner to humanity.  This provides the best big-picture understanding of the nature of civilization, but leaves me with easiest access to a less-than-ideal model for how humanity responds to, and is meant to respond to, civilization.  Basically, because I don't respond to popular culture as though it is a signal from the economy to work or spend, I assumed that I'm not supposed to.

As previously stated, I now believe that assumption to have been made in error.  Oops.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

If Your Sermon Praises Nightclub Shootings, Your Theology Sucks

It has come to my attention that there is at least one sermon circulating that praises the Orlando nightclub shooting.  As a Christian that makes me angry, though not angry enough to mention the congregation or denomination.  It would be wrong to paint a whole town or a whole church with the same brush.  As a Christian, I should probably also have chosen a more diplomatic title than this, but as I mentioned, I am angry.

I think it's a reasonable rule of thumb that before writing a sermon, it's a good idea to consult the Bible.  Anyone who writes a sermon praising a nightclub shooting either failed to consult the Bible or failed to consult enough of it.  Leviticus 20:13 does say "if there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death."  If that is all of the Bible that you have ever read, then perhaps you might think that the Bible supports nightclub shootings.

However, the Old Testament is, at most, contradictory about nightclub shootings.  It also says "thou shalt not kill," coincidentally in Exodus 20:13.  That last bit is rather emphatic, and it contradicts the first.  It would be convenient if there was some way for Christians to resolve this sort of contradiction.  Conveniently, there is.  His name is Jesus.

Jesus did not say anything specific about nightclub shootings.  He predates both nightclubs and shootings.  Jesus is quite specific about killing those judged guilty of sexual sins, though.  Coming upon a convicted adultress about to be put to death, he said "he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." (John 8:7)  At first glance, that certainly rules me out, and a deeper look into the new testament reveals that I am not alone, "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)  From this, we can conclude that Jesus forbids any man or woman from shooting up gay bars.

A sermon that praises a direct disobedience of Jesus, for lack of a better word, sucks.  Please do better, people.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

The United States of America Is Not a Christian Nation

The United States of America is not a Christian nation.

The above introductory sentence will undoubtedly leave most of the people who read it anxious to loose their outrage, either upon me or along with me.  Some would read it and think thoughts of homosexuality and abortion.  Others will turn their thoughts toward avarice, prejudice, or the government's tepid-at-best enthusiasm for welfare services.  But to be honest, when I write and then re-read my declaration, none of those things really register.  The United States of America is not a Christian nation because Christ would be embarrassed to have the behavior of its individual citizens associated with his name.

What behaviors am I talking about?  For starters, I have no intention of detailing the ordinary daily sins that we all accumulate in our animal struggle to seek pleasure and avoid pain.  While, individually, each is enough to keep any of us out of heaven, Jesus has freely associated with all of them plenty of times.  The lion's share of Jesus's ministry was to Judea's most conspicuous daily sinners.  Nor do I intend to write about the sins of idolatry and disobedience; the Gospel is quite clear that Christ reacts to these with rage, not embarrassment.  America embarrasses Christianity with sins of philosophy.

America has a peculiar sense of justice.  More specifically, America has adopted materialism as an ethical philosophy.  To many, a bisexual adulterer is an unrepentant sinner, unless he's a sitting Senator.  To most, running off with a fat wallet makes you a felon, but robbing millions of a retirement and hurling millions from their homes just makes you Too Big to Fail.  Americans judge a man's behavior by his possessions, not his actions, which is twisted.  Then we tend to assume that our own judgements are backed by divine authority, which is hubris.

Of course, divine authority would most likely tell Americans that we shouldn't be judging at all, but we're just so good at it.  Or at least we convince ourselves that we are.  In fact, where we truly excel is in singling out one or two sins and judging those to the exclusion of most others.  The delusion of being on a holy crusade against the sin of abortion, or of bigotry, or of corporate greed (or, if you're the author of this particular personal essay, the sin of judgement) fills many of us with great pride.  Really, though, we should be serving God humbly, not pridefully.  The best Christian I know preaches virtues individually and sin as a singular, collective whole.  This is his way of striking a balance between loving sinners and hating sin.

Overall, though, we Americans fail miserably at striking a good balance in this area.  The majority of us tend to love the sinners within our circle and hate the sins of those outside of it.  Others are so preoccupied with either loving sinners or hating sin that they neglect to do both.  Almost invariably, we reserve the greatest hatred for a sin or sins of those we don't socialize with.  We hide it beneath a veneer of warning these sinners that they need to repent of that one particular sin--and of course, they do need to repent.  But they don't need to repent one sin as one group of specific sinners; they each need to repent all of their sins as one sinner among the entire human race.

The fact is that no one sin or sinner is especially worthy of hell; the warning that all sin and all sinners would be condemned without salvation is sufficient.  However, most do not find this satisfying.  So, instead of even-handedly warning of all sin, we pick and choose.  Most frequently, the choices we make are motivated by emotion or politics.  A few sins become a constant topic of public discussion.  Others are ignored entirely--not once has a fellow Christian taken the time to warn me about my personal sins of sloth and gluttony, though there is ample physical evidence to prove both.  Instead of trying to bring sinners together to resist all sins, we create conflict and division.

All of this I get, I really do.  I, too, find that loving sinners is hard, not so much because of their sin as because of my own.  I, too, find that some sins just bother me more than others.  Though they may not be the same ones, I have my reasons, as does the rest of America.  However, I am coming to realize that these reasons just aren't good enough.  None of them excuse the fact that I have been loving sinners and hating sin in the wrong ways, in the ways I was taught and I learned by watching others.  When it comes to love, we must stop reserving it for one person or any particular person at all.  More genuine effort and more practice wouldn't do any harm, either.  As for sin, I believe we consider it in the wrong order.  We should hate the sin in ourselves, first and perhaps last, and certainly most of all.  It's not easy, but it's the right thing to do.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Uneducated, Unsolicited Legal Opinion (part 3)

There are many contentious political issues, and they are contentious for lots of reasons.  The big one in the news right now is abortion.  Personally, I find the debate surrounding the abortion issue to be far more interesting than the issue itself.  The debate reveals why the issue is so contentious.  It's not simply the nature of the issue itself that is responsible, but the fact that the opposing sides view abortion as a completely different type of issue.

For people who favor legal abortion, abortion is a medical issue.  To them, a fetus is not an especially young baby human, but something that is in some way less than that.  Viewed from that position, it only makes sense to protect the rights of women to seek whatever medical treatments they deem appropriate, including having non-babies removed from their bodies.  I suppose, at the root of it, this makes a fetus a parasite.

People who are against abortion do view a fetus as being an especially young baby human.  To them, then, killing it would be a violent crime, and this whole thing doesn't even seem like it should be an issue, because killing baby humans once they're born is definitely illegal, and nobody seems to think we should change that.  I suppose at the root of it, these people must believe that genetic lineage is the only definition of humanity, as fetuses lack any of the qualities (self-awareness, opinions, artistic creativity, personality) that make humans people and other kinds of animals non-people.  I suppose that for those of us who believe in them, souls are also a meaningful separation between humans and other animals, but I can't claim to know whether fetuses have souls.

I've always thought it would be interesting to argue abortion from a self-defense perspective.  After all, it is not always illegal to violently kill humans, even the ones that everybody agrees are people.  When a stranger trespasses on a person's private property, and the person reasonably believes that the stranger is a threat to his or her life, the person is justified in killing the stranger by violent means.  Abortion can be argued to satisfy all of these conditions.  Childbirth is can be dangerous or deadly, and it's hard to think of property any more private than one's own body.  Yet, you never hear this argument.  I wonder why.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

How Do You Train Seven Billion Monkeys?

We are an incredibly diverse species, representing millions of different cultures, beliefs, and ways of life.  At least, we are on the outside.

We are, excepting the edges of the bell-curve, a species that exhibits the same pattern of a few learned behaviors based on the same few beliefs that we don't know we espouse.  And, of course, you don't believe me.  How could a person believe something that he or she doesn't know she believes?

How could she?



What kind of television programs did you watch the most of when you were very young?  How long were they?  Who was in them?  What were they about?  Was the plot different in each episode?







I am asking seriously.  Please answer these questions.  Write the answers down, if that helps.  Put it in the comments, if you want.









So, what is your answer?  Actually, it doesn't matter what your answer was.  Unless your answer was "my parents didn't let me watch TV," your answer is almost certainly wrong.  Among the people who did watch TV in their preschool years, the programs they think they watched the most will vary, but the programs they actually watched the most are the same.  People remember watching a lot of fifteen-minute animated shows depicting various, whacky antics of oddly-shaped people or anthropomorphic animals.  They remember watching half-hour shows featuring both puppets and live actors.  They probably watched those as well.

In between those fifteen-minute animated TV shows and thirty-minute puppet shows, almost all television stations air a different kind of show, though, and these are incredibly formulaic.  All of them are fifteen or thirty seconds long.  All of them feature actors whose names and faces you would not recognize today.  The vast majority of them have a simple, three-part plot featuring an emotional journey and a McGuffin.  In the first part of the plot, our characters are downcast, somewhere between miserable and just unbearably bored.  In the second part of the plot, our characters are introduced to the McGuffin, which they find fascinating.  They are consumed with interest in it, with desire for it.  This is the turning point.  In the third part of the plot, our characters possess the McGuffin, and they have been cured of their misery or boredom.  It has been replaced with liveliness, happiness, excitment.

In case you haven't figured it out, I'm describing television advertisements targeting young children.  They are incredibly simple and formulaic.  That is not an accident.  Advertising aimed at children isn't really salesmanship.  It's training.  As a society, we train our children to solve their imperfect lives by engaging in consumerism.  We indoctrinate them with a belief that if they are not presently happy, finding something they want to buy and buying it can make them happy.

And does it work?  Oh boy, howdy!  Have you been to a shopping mall?

Heck, even if you don't consciously believe that consumerism will make you happy, you very likely behave as though you do.  Almost everyone identifies items that they want, becomes excited about buying them, buys them, and then lives out the remainder of life in the same emotional equilibrium as before the purchase.  I do it, and I'm the guy telling you how ridiculous it is!  But then I look around me, and I can remember a time before I owned each of the five objects closest to me.  I was no unhappier in that time.  Try it.  Were you?

Occasionally, a purchase really does improve a person's life.  Purchases related to a passionately-held hobby can certainly be money well spent.  However, even some of these are irrelevant to our emotional well-being.  Avid sports fans often get excited about buying better television to watch sports on.  For a while, this television will be new and remarkable.  Soon, sports fans return to normal, and they will be exactly as happy or as unhappy as they would have been watching a game with the same results on the old TV.  If the new TV breaks, and the old one happens to have been sitting in the garage, complaints about the relative quality of the old TV will disappear within a couple of weeks.  It is being able to watch the desired games that makes a difference, not the television.

Worthwhile purchases are the ones that allow us to pursue our passions more often or more thoroughly.  These are surprisingly few and far between, to the degree that there are almost none that are universal.  A bed that allows us to rest well might be the only one.  Purchases that increase convenience would seem good candidates in theory, but in practice, they tend to save too little time to make a difference, or to open up time that we fill with more dissatisfying obligations rather than hobbies.  If you feel desperate to buy something you can barely afford, or make a purchase that is otherwise inconvenient, carefully consider the things you already own.  Are any one of them, or the set as a whole, preventing you from pursuing your passions as thoroughly as you like?  Take a while to think about it thoroughly before you decide on a final answer.  If the answer is still yes, a purchase may be the way to go.  If not, try to circumvent your training by focusing more on what you do, not what you have.

You might be surprised by the results.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Racism: Complex

The recent fervor over the shootings in South Carolina has crystallized a thought that I've been working on for some time.  I think people are talking about the wrong thing.  The biggest problem in this country isn't the Second Amendment, nor is it the Battle Flag of the Army of Tennessee.  It isn't the Republican Party, although they may well be the worst of two great evils, and their compulsion to talk nonsense about the motives of Dylann Roof has made them look really, really bad.  The biggest problem in this country isn't even racism, but rather the way racism is viewed.

Think about this:  if you believe you are superior to me because your parents were Jesus Christ and Joan of Arc, that's a delusion.  It's probably a symptom of mental illness.  How come if I believe that I am superior to you because my parents were white people, that's an opinion?  It's equally nonsensical, and its underpinnings are equally implausible, if not more so.  Biologically, race does not exist--we can't say the same of Jesus and Joan with such scientific certainty.  If one is the product of an unwell mind, mustn't the other be as well?

In addition to making little sense, treating racism as an opinion is also incredibly destructive.  After all, an opinion is something that can be held without being favored by the preponderance of facts, because most of them can't be proven or disproven.  I think grape jelly tastes wonderful, and my neighbor won't touch the stuff; my neighbor thinks red motorcycles look better than black ones and I paint all of mine black in defiance.  In the end, we have to let it go because we can't prove our side.  You may think that the government is capable of solving the biggest problems in our lives today, and I may think that's the biggest load of hogwash I've heard since Backstreet Boys music, but at the end, those are opinions, which means that we're left to respect them, or, at least, acknowledge that we're each entitled to them.  Even if racism is viewed as outdated, so are 1960s Thunderbirds.  For someone who believes that the past is superior to the present (a legitimately unprovable opinion), then outdatedness is a positive quality.  At some level, we require ourselves to allow racism to persist because it falls into a category of ideas that can't be wrong all the way--even though one of its major logical underpinnings is categorically wrong, disproving the idea at its very foundation.

Not only that, but treating racism as an opinion may very well drive people with racism to want racism to persist.  In today's world, it has become increasingly taboo to hate, but opinions are the one thing we are still allowed to hate people for.  People can group others by beliefs and attack them without consequence.  "Democrat," "liberal," and "progressive" are pejoritives in some places, "Red" and "Nazi" as intense as "racist" in most.  That may sound like a good thing as applied to racism, and to read it written by someone like me, who has hated racism and racists most of his life, it definitely comes off as hypocritical to suggest otherwise, but in practical terms, there are few ideas worse than that of responding to racism with hate.  You can't use hate to change people.  Even if you do manage to change them, it won't be in the way you were hoping.  I'm now into my fourth decade of being hated because I'm weird, and yet after absorbing so much of that hatred, and spilling the rest back out onto whoever was available, I am not at all less weird.  I have more weird ideas than ever, but now with a side of misanthropy.  If one anecdote does not suffice, consider this: despite some people using "Democrat" as an insult, they are more or less as popular as their rivals.  Consider the centuries of hatred that have utterly failed to make black people look any different.  Hate may feel pretty good, (okay, fine, you got me...it does feel effing awesome) but it just doesn't work.

What can work, if done intelligently, is to change people with compassion.  The fields of religion and psychology have developed numerous experts in this pursuit.  The way to end racism is to find the people who have racism and treat them.  Do so with kindness, with respect, with professionalism, so they will keep coming back.  They need the treatment.  Nobody needs the hatred.

That's kind of awesome, if you think about it.  How many illnesses can be cured entirely by education?